The craziest thing that happened in your day

[F1Ben]

List the craziest thing that happened to you whether it was a squirrel in your house, or unknowingly being enrolled in the army, post it here.

[saltysurprise]

List the craziest thing that happened to you whether it was a squirrel in your house, or unknowingly being enrolled in the army, post it here.

Well... Of all the crazy things that have 'happened' to good ol' Salty over my 35 years, and since you asked. Here is one that sticks out in my mind.

I got myself a 250 gallon aquarium that took 4 of us (nearly crushed 2 of them to death) to move it into my suite. One night I decided it was time to hook it all up and fill it. The only way to fill it was to attach a garden hose to the kitchen sink and wait.

My neighbor came by with plenty of beer and Canadian 'treats' for the big event. Others in the neighborhood came by to check it out as well. We were all having a great time drinking and eating and shooting the sh*t, when it occured to me... The hose had been going for over TWO hours!!!

I ran inside and found my ground floor flat completely flooded with 3 inches of water:rolleyes: . AWW F***!!! Party over!

I had to rip up the carpet and underlay and dry the joint out. Replace all the underlay and put the carpet back... Nice aquarium though:D

[Ryan]

I used to race go-karts, and one time I crashed with a guy who was out on the track for the first time since breaking his arm in a crash 3 monthes earlier and, you guessed it, I broke his arm again.

Another time I ended up at the top of a 4 metre tall mound of dirt when I lost the brakes in my kart.

I was at a college party one time last winter, there about 300 people crammed into a small house with a band and copious amounts of alcohol, when the whole living room gave way and coolapsed into the basement, luckily I was not in the living room at the time.

Just today I was at my job at a gas bar, it was hot today so we had the door propped open when a bird walked, not fly, walked into the store. Oh it was a job getting it out of there. It kept just crashing into the windows, I thought it was going to break a window.

There are some others but I'm too lazy to write them out now.

[F1Ben]

Yesterday I had a bird fly straight into my window. Luckily this one flew off, because another had done the same thing a few days earlier, and it's lying dead in the gutter. Poor thing.


(F1)Ben

[JoStream]

Another time I ended up at the top of a 4 metre tall mound of dirt when I lost the brakes in my kart

Haha :lol: , happened to me to a few years back. But it was only a metre high. I remember it quite well: I went too fast into the corner, went wide over the curbs and then the dirt pulled me outwards onto the dirt pile :D