Thread: Joke of the Day

thats not bad..lol

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home. And what are the advantages of this new development."

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little Girls stay behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty. That is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, get up and leave the class room"

Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita.

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."

Teacher: "Very good Anita, yes Kevin?" Kevin: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My Daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home"

Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Kevin!" Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks: "Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home?"

Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel"

As all the young ladies got up and proceeded to leave, Little Johnny says, "Hey relax you little prostitutes, it hasn't opened yet!"

LOL all little Johnny jokes are just great, i cant say i have heard a bad one yet Blonde ones are good too. Anyone got some more?

I work in Human Resources, so I really like that joke. I am going to share it with all my friends :-)

funny picture!

LOL that was funny

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

'Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:




'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

Guys you have brighten up my day with your jokes..Thanks..