Flight of the Conchords

**Driverdb** · 2nd Aug 2008 10:14 PM

Any fans here? Brendonhartleyfan is probably an ethnical fan.

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely *****es and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

Who's the boom king?

Too many mutha uckers uckin' with my shi!

**brendonhartleyfan** · 3rd Aug 2008 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by Driverdb

Any fans here? Brendonhartleyfan is probably an ethnical fan.

Hahahaaha you are spot on there

I love these guys. the amount of times me and my mates have sung these at the tops of our voices drunk is unbelievable.

While i did love the TV show i prefer some of the more early live stuff when they would just make up the words on the night. they would have the basic layout but they would be different every time.

But recently Arj Barker who plays Dave did a stand up here and i went to that and it was fantastic. And because me and one of mates brought his dvd we got hang out backstage with him. It was pretty cool.

For my favourites I would have to go with:
Jenny
Bowie
Frodo, Don't Wear The Ring
Cheer Up Murry
and Bus driver Song (mainly because this one is so New Zealand)

**Ryan** · 3rd Aug 2008 01:46 PM

Such an amazing group.

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